This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
how do flat chested girls get laid?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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