is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
tell me about the eggs
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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