You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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