I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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