I can tuck mytits in my pants
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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