I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Mom said you looked used
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
