I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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