next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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