hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Shame is for Republicans.
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