We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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