Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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