I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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