somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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