Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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