So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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