Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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