got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
True college students do jello shots in the library
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