My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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