Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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