Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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