My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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