Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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