OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
