Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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