come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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