Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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