Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Brb crying the tears of my youth
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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