If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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