I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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