you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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