Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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