If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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