She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
