I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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