Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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