Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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