I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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