Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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