There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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