Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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