did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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