On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
3 2 1 whiskey
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
