Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
