Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just cut my nipple shaving
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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