HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
why is half of my head shaved?
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