David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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