And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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