i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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