My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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