Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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