Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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