Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
