Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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